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Horse Jokes
Horse jokes are so much fun to make up and share with other horsey friends, so come and have a laugh with my horse jokes
He knows when you're happy
He knows when you're comfortable He knows when you're confident And he always knows when you have carrots. ~Author Unknown 
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2. What do you call a horse with a rough whinny? A hoarse whisper! 3. What is the principle part of a horse? The mane part!
5. Why did the Mr. Shetland cross the road? To meet the Mrs. Shire for lunch! 6. When does a horse talk? Whinny wants to! 7. What type of horse comes at Halloween? A Nightmare! 8. Where did the Horse Lover’s Newsletter come from? Straight from the horse’s mouth! 9. Mr. Smith is really crazy about horses. He decides to write a book on them….his wife thinks he should write it on paper!!
11. Why did the horse cross the road? Because it was the chicken day off! 12. What do you call a newly married mare? A ‘Bridle’! 13. What’s a horse’s favorite type of story? A fairy tail!
15. What did the pony say when she saw her rider carrying a bridle? “Looks like reins a coming!” 16. How do you know that your horse has been in the fridge? The carrots and apples are gone and there are hoof prints in the oat bran!
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4. What party do you have for a mare who is about to get married? A bridle shower! 
10. What music do horses like to listen to? Hoof beats! 
14. What’s a horse’s favorite state? Maine! 
